When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.
Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums
by kingsnaces January 20, 2010
Get the Anti-bum cardmug. A drinking game involving multiple people. One card is dealt to each player, they do not look at the card, but put it on their forehead. On the count of three each player says who they think has the highest card. If a player is right, they do not drink; if the player is wrong, or has the lowest card in the round, they drink. In the event that there is a tie for the lowest card, the tying players each drink three drinks. This game has originated from the city of Taylorville, Illinois.
by SNKP8990 December 22, 2008
Get the Card On Ya Domemug. It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse.
An out of jail card lasts a long time, but changes as your situations changes in life.
Everyone has out of jail cards, but some people prefer not to use them.
An out of jail card lasts a long time, but changes as your situations changes in life.
Everyone has out of jail cards, but some people prefer not to use them.
Bobo is very shy. He doesn't want people to know that. So he poses and an eccentric artist in order to explain his strange behaviour. This is his out of jail card whenever people question him.
Sam gets picked on at all schools he goes to because he is small and ugly. But he's black belt at karate, and after school he kicks the ass of the people who pick at him.
Sam gets picked on at all schools he goes to because he is small and ugly. But he's black belt at karate, and after school he kicks the ass of the people who pick at him.
by MaximeB January 5, 2009
Get the out of jail cardmug. 1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
by GibbyP July 13, 2007
Get the digital green cardmug. Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.
"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."
by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005
Get the Lone Star Cardmug. A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
by BigPapi1969 June 8, 2011
Get the Michigan Credit Cardmug. The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.
Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?
Monroe....No what happened?
Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!
Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!
Monroe....No what happened?
Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!
Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!
by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009
Get the college v-cardmug.