cum pig

A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.

She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.

by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008

cum cougher

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is a Cum Cougher

by D Roman June 4, 2005

Cum shark

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.

"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."

by Iliketocumonunsuspectingfeet March 28, 2012

Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

Cum sauce

The sweetest sauce you could ever eat so delicious and smooth

I make her eat the cum sauce

by Nrm.iam October 15, 2020

Cum Nest

The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man

Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.

by Prime Optimus July 13, 2012

cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023