When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 03, 2021

Random Bitch: What is love?
Smart Bitch: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
Gabe Itch: Love is pointless
Smart Bitch: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
Gabe Itch: Love is pointless
by Beck Oliver November 22, 2020

i love him so much
by tigerpamda August 03, 2025

Loving Loke: A act of utter gayness. When one loves Loke they want to have hot, steamy no-no time with a twink boy called "Loke" which, of course, is utterly gay.
Gay boy: Man I love Loke!
God: "Ew, if you love Loke I won't let you into heaven because Loving Loke is GAY."
God: "Ew, if you love Loke I won't let you into heaven because Loving Loke is GAY."
by Em Gay February 25, 2018

andrew “i love you”
chloe “no you don’t love doesn’t exist you just like the thought of me”
andrew “damn”
chloe “no you don’t love doesn’t exist you just like the thought of me”
andrew “damn”
by chicken pea June 28, 2021

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
