Chilly willy

when icecubes are put in the mouth before performing a blowjob

Carly gave Noah a chilly willy

by richhomiejoel March 16, 2016

Flibbly Willy

A flaccid penis.

Boy: Let's gave sex.
Girl: But you have a flibbly willy!

by Jelubii October 18, 2011

ecoli willy

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

by buttbummer January 6, 2012

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

dougy willis

A rude boy wid red hair who tinks he de best rapper. But he is just a weakass fool.

John: YO WHO DAT BOY
Beatrice: DAT BE DA RUDEBOY DOUGY WILLIS!

by stevenmurdich December 1, 2011

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 25, 2005

Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.

“You willy wonker! You small Dick”

by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018