Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

wet marble

Cum on one's chest and then drag your testicles threw it

My girlfriend let me wet marble her

by Evanmaxconnor January 19, 2017

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness

Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee

by ArcaneZorro September 19, 2016

Wet donut

A lesbian sex move. One lady pisses on the others pussy and then tries to aim inside the hole.

Yeah me and Marissa tried to do the wet donut last night.

by Socialghostt January 24, 2021