Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to

person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2 “actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”

by decayrey December 10, 2023

The week of fish

When you spend a whole week around a girl who’s pussy smells like fish

Andrea: Oh my god, it smells like fish in here
Amy: No that’s just Betty’s pussy
Andrea: Well, it’s looks like it’s going to be the week of fish

by Drew Diamond October 13, 2019

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

power week

A week of successes, achievements, and general badassery.

1. Joe: How's it going?

Tom: Amazing. Having a power week; got a new job, girlfriend, and got that rash cleared up.

by riffraff01 May 13, 2014

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019