Valer

spending money they do not have does not have

your such a valer

by Shrixen May 18, 2020

Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.

"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."

by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005

pulled a valentino

when one person with rotten crotch, fucks another person who posses rotton crotch, thus producing an anti-viral strain of rotten crotch

He pulled a valentino with Leah, and they made a super stain of rotten crotch

by douche bag mcgee July 28, 2008

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011

Valeria

God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.

Valeria, yeah she's great, an asshole but I dedicated my life to her.

by inaccurat October 25, 2018

Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts

I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?

by The Valentiner February 14, 2008