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Valeria

God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.

Valeria, yeah she's great, an asshole but I dedicated my life to her.

by inaccurat October 25, 2018