Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
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bash type

when someone is acting too scared to do something, shy, or doesnt speak up about it
That girl is always getting beat up, she must be the bash type.
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trapper type

Got to trap while you slap
Dapper Prodigy is one of them trapper types in the party.
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That type of money

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?
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N-Type Spirit

a person born of the night N-Type spirit
born from the dark arts
cannot often see beauty and light in life
unless something evil is part of the ideology or daily life
N-Type Spirits are of the night, twisted souls, that feed on the suffering of each other.
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Reese type meme 2.0

Similar to Reese type memes but instead of dancing skeletons the memes consist of random videos put together with unnecessary edits. Don Pollo and misspellings of the word dog fall under this category.
Enrique: Did you see what Reese sent in the gc

Juan: Yeah it was a video of dogs but in the video they spelled it schalg
Enrique: Yeah something like “schalg and balg avoiding the taxpayer”

Juan: Classic Reese type meme 2.0
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