typho dick

A person who is contagiously using their dick to make a girl stay, this person usually has no emotional connection to The person and makes it very well known they don't care. this person is someone who will force you to stick around forever.. just like Typho

You're such a fucking typho dick!

by Jake Morphin May 25, 2017

typical soap

A phrase used to describe a person who is weird and has a unique characteristic behavior.

Jesse:Hey! Was up!

Sophia: idk what s doing on.. im going to start a series on horror short films and I don't wanna do to college and I don't wanna do anything and im bored..

Jesse: dude chill man... ur such a typical soap..

by Jazzy_ June 18, 2017

typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

typical annie

Typical Annie is when one is subjected to obvious, yet ridiculous misfortunes.

>Get this, so I went to pay my phone bill, I handed the lady 50$ She tells me she'll return with my change and that her till is empty, then hands me my receipt. So I wait about 3 minutes and I notice she's just happily conversing with another person, I look at my receipt and I'm the recipient of 5 cents back...

<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...

by HabSoCrack December 13, 2017

typoclycemize

To change the order of letters in a word taking advantage of the fact that the brain reads words—groups of letters—as a whole, not each letter individually.

Bcuseae the brain raeds wrods as a wlohe, not ervey lteter by istlef , one way to typoclycemize, Perfect Political Representation is by transforming it to 'Pefrect Potilical Resentapretion.'

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

by but for May 3, 2018

Type 8 diabetes

Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death

Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe May 30, 2018

Typhloposting

Typhloposting - A digusting form of posting using random out of context images and "funny" texts to try to make people laugh, usually ending in people being confused and annoyed. (Ex. le monkey, poorly drawn crap, low quality random images the user found off of his hard drive, 2009 memes)

Synonyms- image garbage, conversation derailers, the 'everyoneistyping' maker 3000, the only things that typhlo can post, "i cant believe its not 9GAG!", watered down shitposting, the equivalent of requesting online coop, evidence that the user is actually an 8 year old child

Typhloposter - Someone who Typhloposts on are regular basis, and is generally looked down upon, seen as a lesser being. Typhloposting is a sign that someone is a normie trying to fit in with the shitposters, which will never happen.

Typhlosion - *posts le epic meme* hahaha this shit is funny

0rio - stop typhloposting you piece of sh*t, your posts are literally autism

by 0rio May 13, 2018