office titties

1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.

"So I was hooking up with this girl, but I had to cut it short... she had office titties."

by zeroooooooooooo December 9, 2008

Titty Popping

The act of punching a female with implants in the breast; causing it to pop.

Me: Wanna go titty popping later?
Friend: Sure I'll pick you up at eleven.

by AkiraToriyamcha August 10, 2016

Littie Tittie

lit

this party is littie tittie

by AlliTheBadBitch July 23, 2019

Titty Doo

A Titty Doo is a woman whos stomach sticks out further than her titties do.

beer belly titty doo

by pink tuna wrangler August 7, 2009

Titty Drumming

Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.

"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."

by Ussmak May 14, 2010

tat-titty

See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.

My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

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That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.

by Pancreas100 April 25, 2005

Whore-Titty

Whore-Titty derives from the english words Whore and Titty.

1. One of the worst possible insults known to man, comparable to cockass, asshat, ass clown, and many other vulgar insults.

2. The tits of a grimy ass female or prostitute

Wow! Bob ate all my cheetos and drank my friggen llama milk!
DUDE! He is such a whore-titty!

Man, Shenequa is gross!
I know! Look at them whore-titties!

by Bennyz February 4, 2010