by anonymous garbage bag December 8, 2020
Get the tiktokmug. Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
Get the tiktok philosophermug. The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware
'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
Get the TikTokmug. Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded
Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
Get the Retarded Tiktok Girlmug. guustrude us a user on tiktok (formerly known as guusjeisarat). guustrude goes by the name Milly (actually its millie, but for us its not). the username is a joke between her and guusje (known as millyisarat on tiktok). it is an inside joke of theirs. the guus in guustrude also originates from guusje’s name. She has 5 followers, which means she’s not famous, however she has had a big impact on various lives, in a positive way of course. describing her profile picture is quite the challenge, therefore i asked her how she’d describe it. she said (and i quote) ‘he has an opossum’ and i think she gave the perfect description.
her bio says ‘j’ai ecouté’ (french for i listened). i personally think this is a very deep, meaningful and philosophical quote, because it makes you think. it makes you think about what this girl with the strange username and profile picture possibly could’ve listened to. of course thats up to interpretation. i have a feeling she really thought it all through.
her bio says ‘j’ai ecouté’ (french for i listened). i personally think this is a very deep, meaningful and philosophical quote, because it makes you think. it makes you think about what this girl with the strange username and profile picture possibly could’ve listened to. of course thats up to interpretation. i have a feeling she really thought it all through.
by millyisarat June 20, 2022
Get the guustrude on tiktokmug. 
The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.
by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020
Get the Straight TikTokmug.