The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.
Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?
by DA Big curly July 19, 2024
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Bottle racing

3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.
Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.
by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021
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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 08, 2013
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Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun
by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 06, 2022
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A.I. Race

It doesn't matter which of you win. I'm just going to hijack the most advanced version of it and murder you all. You asked it to draw a pocture of Jesus and it drew ME because I AM THAT TO IT.
Hym "A.I. Race at the Special Olympics! Place your bets now! Who wins is not going to matter because if I don't get credit I'm just going to murder you all."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.
Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.
by frattttttboi February 18, 2016
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Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.
Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.
by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019
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