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pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!
by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014
mugGet the pocket penismug.

pocket rocket

by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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pocket trick

when a guy pulls his wang ove to his pocket and proceeds to show it to someone
by Robert "bob" Eaton April 17, 2005
mugGet the pocket trickmug.

Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!
by North Weezy July 29, 2008
mugGet the Pocket pervsmug.

Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.
Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009
mugGet the Pocket Logmug.

poopy pocket

a tactical move that involves grabbing the fumes from your fart and putting them in your friends face.
That poopy pocket Scott put in my face smelled horrible
by Scott Johnson July 4, 2004
mugGet the poopy pocketmug.

Sausage Pocket

A slut/ whore. The word Sausage Pocket is a old english courseword often used to describe slags and whores.
1. He has a sausage in his pocket.
2. She is such a sausage pocket!
3. euw what a sausage pocket!
by Beavenhauser January 23, 2012
mugGet the Sausage Pocketmug.

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