A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014
Get the pocket penismug. by Robert "bob" Eaton April 17, 2005
Get the pocket trickmug. This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
by North Weezy July 29, 2008
Get the Pocket pervsmug. The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.
Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.
by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009
Get the Pocket Logmug. a tactical move that involves grabbing the fumes from your fart and putting them in your friends face.
by Scott Johnson July 4, 2004
Get the poopy pocketmug. A slut/ whore. The word Sausage Pocket is a old english courseword often used to describe slags and whores.
by Beavenhauser January 23, 2012
Get the Sausage Pocketmug. 