Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021

merci main

A person, most likely calle Rowan, who only plays merci in the game "Overwatch".

A: Wow look at that player´s career profile
B: I know he´s such a merci main

by AsparagusAA January 30, 2018

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

d#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
a#--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
f#-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--x--x----------11-11-11-----11-11-11-------------------------------------------------------------------------
g#-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------9--9--9--------9--9--9-------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------9--9--10p9---9--9--10p9--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Deftones fan- Hey, could you tell me the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

Deftones expert - d#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
a#--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
f#-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--x--x----------11-11-11-----11-11-11-------------------------------------------------------------------------
g#-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------9--9--9--------9--9--9-------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------9--9--10p9---9--9--10p9--------------------------------------------------------------------------

by epsteinislandnewowner March 23, 2025

Main vein

A word for penis

Gonna go drain my main vein, back in a few minutes.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023