The Meme Team

The team of top memers or meme lords who create the ultimate memes for public consumption.

Did you hear about the meme team? They have the rarest Pepes around!

The Meme Team creates the best of memes I heard.

by The Meme Team March 7, 2016

Torrey Pines Sailing Team

A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards

Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race

by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018

Team Edward

The name given to the group of Fanpires that prefer vampire Edward Cullen over werewolf shapeshifter Jacob Black in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. It's not that they dislike Jacob, Edward is just better.

Jacob fan: Do you read Twilight?

Edward fan: Yeah, I'm Team Edward.

Jacob fan: Pssht. Suicidal much?

by Mandy Copeland March 5, 2009

teammate

the closest bond between to people EVER. even more then marriage.

Wow, Ariel and Sarah really are some hot teammates!

by awwwyeah November 13, 2011

team 5

A internal term used in large UK supermarket chain, Tesco. It is the process for communicating information each week about the company and new products. Managers within tesco have team5 throughout the day to analyse sales, discuss one in front patterns and tell each other what they'll do tomorrow. More menial staff will need to read a sheet called "team 5" every week, which updates them on company information and initiatives.

Cashier: I put through a whole pile of Sainsbury's vouchers and I ended up paying out of the till for the customer to take the stuff away!

Team Leader: For god's sake, did you not read your team 5? We don't accept Sainsbury's vouchers anymore!

by Tom5640 April 26, 2007

Team Valor

A miserable gathering of weaklings unable to understand the concept of "intelligence" or "Dignity."

I saw a Team Valor member bullying children and harrasing women.
As a member of the heroic Team Mystic, I put the vandal down.

by BlancheOfMystic July 13, 2016

Team Jacob

The team in which readers of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer refer to themselves as.

If you want Isabella Swann to choose Jacob, her beloved werewolf over Edward (the sexy vampire) then you are obviously on Team Jacob.

"Don't you think Edward is totally hot?"
"No, I'm team Jacob all the way baby!"

by Miz Prez95 January 13, 2009