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tech swag

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"
by 2LGT January 3, 2014
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Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".
See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.
by fingerboard god June 2, 2022
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Tech

Used to describe an insanely skilled COD Player that can make a girl finish in bed super fast while finding the gspot. First instance of Tech was seen by a gamer named Pluto
by ViperX216 August 22, 2025
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tech navvy

The opposite of tech savvy. A person that is bad with tech (naive).
"-Danny, could you please close some programs on your laptop, it's going to die!
- Oh, thanks for the heads up, sorry you have to live with someone so tech navvy."
by DanieKK August 8, 2023
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Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.
Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.
by datboyjay October 3, 2025
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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.
Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.
by Quantum energy August 27, 2025
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