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high-tarded

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
by Laura S June 3, 2007
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wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.
My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.
by going fishin July 9, 2009
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Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
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bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded
bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"
by mary janes husband May 20, 2010
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DVR-tard

A person who forgets they are watching a DVR'ed TV program until the 2nd or 3rd commercial.
Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
by shmek December 1, 2010
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Fuck tard

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.
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Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
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