to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 14, 2010
Get the table txtingmug. Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020
Get the sets the tablemug. When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
Get the Lake House Picnic Tablemug. by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020
Get the Table Lickermug. by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025
Get the Table Munchermug. A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e
by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024
Get the Table Vibesmug. Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
Get the Table-flumug.