Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 13, 2015

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023