A-swag-tosis

A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.

Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.

Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?

Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.

by @Brazen_Faith July 6, 2011

Swag

The way in which you carry yourself. Not the way everyone dresses.

YO, he got that tie, kangoo, dress up swag.

by CCniqqa February 13, 2012

Team Swag

A "B-Team" Swim relay Comprised of 4 Beasts on a quest for CIF, mainly ones with complete Swag.

Dude, did you see Team Swag beast that relay?!

by pelhamlightning May 21, 2011

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.

Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."

by 9steele9 June 7, 2010

super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.

Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?

by old man in the attic April 13, 2016

Wolf Swag

Wolves are freakin awesome, so anytime you see a wolf or a wolf does something awesome (which is always) they have swag.

*See a wolf on a t-shirt*
Bob: Dang he has wolf swag.

*The wolf eats Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey*
Cathy: WOLF SWAG!

by Ey Gurl May 3, 2012

Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.

Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag

by awkwardcool May 9, 2012