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Banana People

A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.
by Banana People April 19, 2020
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Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
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banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013
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Fresh Banana

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.
Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.
by TheKPL August 28, 2010
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Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....
by 467347 January 25, 2012
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Banana Hammock

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
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