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Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."
by petepete518 August 6, 2011
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Status Girl

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.

A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
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scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017
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