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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.
by Melvin S. March 1, 2017
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Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016
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squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.
by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows
Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..
by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018
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