The act of either
A: giving a handjob after eating cheetos.
or
B:eating cheetos and masturbating all day
A: giving a handjob after eating cheetos.
or
B:eating cheetos and masturbating all day
cashier:sir you are buying cheetos and lube ... are you giving a chester special tonight????
customer: yes haha
customer: yes haha
by evancx19x July 31, 2010
I'm special-er than you.
by Melanieeeeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2008
Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.
I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.
by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 30, 2018
A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
by E-Werb & Cdizzle January 09, 2007
When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009
by Mr Smiff August 21, 2010
"Wow, that was some Max special"
"He's smashed it straight into the onion bag with a textbook Max special!"
"He's smashed it straight into the onion bag with a textbook Max special!"
by footballfan888 May 04, 2016