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Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.
by EI Dongo May 27, 2020
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Jolly Rogering

when your standing in the shower and you rub butts with your g/f and it just feels odd and really slippery.
she bends over for the soap and instead ramming your penis in her butt, you turn around, push your butt against hers and jolly roger the shit outta her.

Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
by BostonStrangler22 October 7, 2008
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Robert Green

When you find yourself in the spotlight of the world, everyone watching, and you f*** up. You normally f*** up a task that could of been done by a child and smart monkeys.
In the world cup, someone kick the ball right you, from about 25 yards, with no real speed. Yet you someone manage to let it roll past you. That's when you know you could only be Robert Green
by Shikari00 June 15, 2010
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Robert

The most amazing, perfect, sweetest guy in the world. Someone who knows what say to make your heart melt. A guy that is very attractive and kind, who will make you fall in love. May not be the best artist, but he's talented in his own way.
That guy is such a Robert, since he's so amazing, cute and smart.
by rossieluver6398 May 14, 2010
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Taylor Rogers

When ever a young hot girl presents herself fully nude in front of your person and is willing to have sex with you, and you walk away.
When Scot went to the party and the hottest girl took him up to her room he decided to pull a Taylor Rogers and walk away.
by PhatTiger April 26, 2009
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Julia roberts

20 million dollars a movie- Why, because she has a freaky mouth?
Sort of like the Burmuda Triangle!!
by Franklin December 11, 2003
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Robert

dumb idiot who is a fucking cheater in everything he is a piece of shit and an annoying dumb gay ass
That guy is a bastard he must be a robert
by Dumbass mother father April 5, 2015
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