by Campminihaha August 22, 2017
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Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.
Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.
Ricer boi: "VTEC almost kicked in yo!!!"
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."
Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."
Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!
by parfa June 8, 2018
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The act of placing a hamster, gerbil etc. into a tube, then proceeding to insert the said tube into their own assholes and shitting into it, and attempting to push the small animal into the other persons ass.
by Thehamguzzler September 24, 2018
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Get the river turkey mug.To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
Get the Ricer mug.River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.
by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019
Get the River Phoenix mug.Riveranne is a beautiful girl who ain’t afraid to speak her mind. She sticks up for her friend no matter what and she could care less what ppl say abt her. She makes a persons life so much better bc when u around her u gonna laugh Bc she’s hilarious asf. She has a super sweet personality if ur friends with her but if she don’t like u, u prolly be afraid of her. She may upset u at times but she never means to. She’s the girl who ain’t too stuck up to admit her mistakes in life. She’s gotta heart of gold if u treat her right. She’s definitely a strong independent woman that can take on the world. Ur prolly lucky to have her in ur life cuz she don’t mess with most ppl. She’s also super duper smart even tho she’s way too sarcastic sometimes. For some reason she doesn’t see herself to be as amazing as she rlly is Bc she’s blind as crap. Be careful tho. If u get super close with her if ur lucky, she’ll rub off on u and turn u into a “I don’t give a fuck” kind of child😂 but overall she’s most amazingful girl I’ve met.
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by Anonymous🧐 April 24, 2019
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