You know you're a ricer when...
Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.
Ricer boi: "VTEC almost kicked in yo!!!"
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."
Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!