Redneck

Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.

Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.

Example1:

Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?

Person- I have school so no!

Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.

Example2:

Girl- "daddy"

Daddy- "what"

Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?

Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.

by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.

Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.

by Cha-cho September 19, 2016

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

reddock

Full of charm, hides it in the dark to be left anonymous.

Do you know ol' man Reddock? He lives back off in the woods.

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017