death race

A) Horrendous movie that, according to Roger Ebert, offends all of the senses; including common.
B) Verb: usually past tense: to kill someone during a death race

A) Dude wanna go see death race? Nah, let's just light our money on fire it'll be more entertaining.
B) Dude, Frankenstein death raced the shit out of pachunko when he twisted his neck off there!!!

by iamgodakajesus October 16, 2008

submarine race

When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.

Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.

We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.

A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.

Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.

by S...K... November 9, 2007

Rance

A supposedly famous Hollywood insider who runs a bitchy gossip blog under the pen name Rance, a play on the word "rants." As of this writing, Rance's identity is unknown, but some have suggested it's Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, or other notable actors.

I read on Rance's website that Barbara Streisand is even cheaper than people already think.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

designated driver race

if the bar you are at has the arcade racing games, you and your buddies race at the end of the night of course when your all drunk, whoever loses is the one that has to drive. You can go head to head or do the worst time if there is more than two of you.

guy1: are we going to do this designated driver race , it's almost closing time.
guy 2: yeah, we better.
guy 3: lets get thi*(stands up and falls down)

by jay10001 April 30, 2007

rancer

someone that originates from the mishdog

that guys an all round rancer

by ant brownson May 23, 2007

Death Race movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal a game called death race. Where criminals are make to run a race with each other and they are alowed to do anything to win including killing the other drivers. Each driver is alowed to put together there own can. And the winner is freed and given a large amount of money.

He's in the death race movement.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011

misplace the race

When you go into a neighborhood that isn't familar to you and find yourself surrounded by other ethnic groups other than your own.

Billy Joe Bob: Man the scenary around here is quite colorful!

Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?

Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.

Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!

Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?

by Christian Alexander May 16, 2008