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Puddingteilchen

💅🧁 Term for quota-filled women in public service, e.g. policewomen. Usually miscast, who are obviously incompetent. Women who stand at a terrorist attack with MP5s but don't have a magazine in them, or who are so cowardly and weak that they can't manage to overpower a single naked, unarmed nutcase with 12 policemen.

The term comes from the fact that in Ehrenfeld, Cologne many of these fat, incompetent quota policewomen go to the bakery to get "pudding pastries" during their lunch break.
“Ey, siehst du die Puddingteilchen da drüben schon wieder in der Mittagspause beim Bäcker was zum Naschen holen?” (“Hey, do you see those pudding cakes over there getting something to snack on at the bakery during their lunch break again?”)
by stefan1978 November 25, 2024
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eye pudding

Video, film, or other Rich Media that is purely pleasing to the eye. Similar to eye candy.
The video of the sunset was pure eye pudding.
by JackWhack January 14, 2008
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Fish Pudding

When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.
Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?

Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.

Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!
by FenianRover August 15, 2008
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Buttersnatch Pudding

Buttersnatch is a type of confectionery whose primary ingredients are
butter and snatch. Other ingredients such as sweat and pubes are
typically part of the recipe also. The ingredients for buttersnatch are
similar to butterscotch; the major difference is that sugar is boiled
to the soft crack stage for butterscotch and th...e snatch is boiled for
buttersnatch. Buttersnatch sauce is often made into a syrup, which is
used as a natural lubricant (particularly with Oreos).

History:
Food historians have several theories regarding the name and origin of
this confectionery, but none are conclusive.
One explanation is the meaning "baggage or sack" for the word "snatch",
as the confection must be cut into pieces, or "de-snatched", before
boiling. It is also possible that the term "butter" has a very
different meaning then that of the common ingredient in many other
traditional recipes.
However, the word was first recorded in Oklahoma, in U.S.A,
where Marc Commish began making the confectionery in 2009. Commish's
buttersnatch had the royal approval and was one of 1st Can Para's
attractions and continues to be as of this entry.
by ColDoubt December 12, 2009
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Fatty Pudding

A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert
Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?

Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding
by SouthernComfort1984 November 12, 2009
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Leftover Pudding

Animal crap, scat, feces, etc.
Phil: Hey, Clyde, don't step in that leftover pudding over there.
by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011
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frog pudding

the discharge excreted as a dead frog decays in a vagina
Melva had a problem washing the frog pudding stain from her best g-string.
by Mama July December 3, 2013
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