💅🧁 Term for quota-filled women in public service, e.g. policewomen. Usually miscast, who are obviously incompetent. Women who stand at a terrorist attack with MP5s but don't have a magazine in them, or who are so cowardly and weak that they can't manage to overpower a single naked, unarmed nutcase with 12 policemen.
The term comes from the fact that in Ehrenfeld, Cologne many of these fat, incompetent quota policewomen go to the bakery to get "pudding pastries" during their lunch break.
“Ey, siehst du die Puddingteilchen da drüben schon wieder in der Mittagspause beim Bäcker was zum Naschen holen?” (“Hey, do you see those pudding cakes over there getting something to snack on at the bakery during their lunch break again?”)
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.