Ponstory Games

The future of the gaming industry, led by Pon himself. Ponstory Games is the name of the company that will both revolutionize video games as well as stories in a way that has never been done before. It is also the first company to make a real video game.

"Ponstory Games proved to be the most successful video game company in the entire world, partially because it was the only video game company in the world."

by BESTAMI June 7, 2018

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004

Poois

Slow, dreadfully posh nice but dim type of character

You are such a Poois

by J.R.Poois May 11, 2004

K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

bolt your poon

An east coast bastardization of 'shut up', more commonly used at boarding schools

"Polt your poon, newb! I do what I want!" Exclaimed Stillman as he beats Rohan with a discarded hockey stick

by Bishop Craig B. Anderson March 31, 2003

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004