pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

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cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

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A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

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poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010

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poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

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