Pants Party

When you get an unwelcome erections while wearing jeans or tight pants.

Joe, I'm having a pants party: I can't give my presentation.

by PantsParty===D March 13, 2015

Fanta-Pant

The unfortunate disposition of being born genetically floored with "Fire-bush"!

"Gertie had the bushiest Fanta-Pant I've ever seen...

I thought i was eating coleslaw!"

by Santa-Pant August 06, 2009

deuce pants

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

by Mr. Lupus November 15, 2008

black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 28, 2002

Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

by Pookiemaster November 30, 2007