mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

the party mom

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.

I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.

by urban dictionary queen September 4, 2016

shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

Mom's anger

Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!

Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!

by Squidney8u November 12, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a meme or would be said as "Your mom"

"i fucked ur mom"

by oilvents October 21, 2021