Skip to main content

Fishery Observer

A scientist who thinks that working on fishing boats counting and identifying numerous types of fish and marine species is a pretty sweet job. Doesn't enjoy getting seasick, but still spends at least 3 months of the year up in the Bering Sea, trying not to get sick while seeing more fish than most people will ever eat in a lifetime!
Everybody should be a fishery observer, but only those with a strong stomach can stick with it.
by plankton72 February 19, 2010
mugGet the Fishery Observer mug.

Carroll Obsession

When someone becomes so obsessed with another person that they stalk them and show up at their house. Once shut down, they then create a web of lies to trap the other person.
"Did you ever get rid of your Carroll obsession?"
"No, I can't get her off my mind. I think I should stand on her coffee table and declare my love."
by CHACHACHA69 May 22, 2010
mugGet the Carroll Obsession mug.

gay observation

when a guy notices another guy has a boner
Matthieu: Hey Chris you have a boner.
Chris: OK now that's just a gay observation!
by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012
mugGet the gay observation mug.

chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
like
by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
mugGet the chronic obstructive pulmonary disease mug.

suction obstruction

When you're getting a blowjob while wearing a condom and the condoms falls off into your girlfriend's mouth.
My girlfriend was giving me head , but then we had a suction obstruction.
by Nonamenelly March 29, 2017
mugGet the suction obstruction mug.

scene obsessed

The Biggest Poser that can possibly exist.
That guy is so scene obsessed that he turned into a serial killer that targets Punks!

Show, wannabe, scene stalker, hipster, yuppie
by Bunny San Lost February 9, 2018
mugGet the scene obsessed mug.

to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.
With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.
by QuacksO December 20, 2018
mugGet the to observe and collect mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email