alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.
Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''
by elstud December 24, 2015
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Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 11, 2010
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Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter February 14, 2012
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Trick Troll

I don’t like that my song turned into a trick troll
by Mr. Cave July 29, 2022
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article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."
Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"
by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018
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Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 10, 2021
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TP Troll

That a$$hole that goes out and buys all the toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic.
Get your camera out and video this TP Troll while he loads his car! He’s about to go viral!

I hope this TP Troll gets every bit of this virus!

How many craps does this TP Troll think he’s going to take in a two week quarantine?!
by Nearly headless d*ck March 23, 2020
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