Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff July 1, 2016

Mud-digger

A white guy who prefers black chicks

Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger

by No88e January 9, 2019

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

Mud Brothers

A gay pride slogan associated with male on male anal sex. Comes from the saying Blood Brothers however instead of sharing each others blood they share each others 'mud' or shit.

Example #1
Joe: See those two guys, last night they became mud brothers!

Example #2
Ben: I'm a mud brother from way back.

by sammy_Q April 13, 2010

mud flaps

dead skin hanging from the bottoms of your lower back, usually called the arsehole. thickness differ from between 2.5mm to 35cm depending on sexual status and origin. these flaps work overtime when a gastronomical virus is detected. bepanthen creme could be used to treat
mud inflicted rash. painkillers should be taken every other hour. if rash does not subside,and you dont know the answer, phone a friend.

hey dude, have you been sitting on the floor?
your mud flaps are flat and fanky....

"what a bummer"... scuse the pun.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

mud flap

when one hot bitch lays ontop of another hot bitch and shits down the other chicks pussey. Once the shit is inside the pussey the bitch with the shit filled pussey queefs hard and sends that shit out that pussey.

wow did you see that video of that mud flap

ya I got so hard from that

by jAKe47 May 10, 2011