The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.

Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.

by Jackooo! May 26, 2008

CBD Mom

Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.

"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."

by cbdmom February 6, 2020

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

mom comedy

something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.

movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.

A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.

by quarilari23 November 16, 2010

Soccer Mom

A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game

wow that soccer mom loves her kids

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

online moms

Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.

Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!

by von groovy June 10, 2017