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christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?
That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft 

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
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FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

national minecraft day

National Minecraft Day is April 22, it’s a day where we celebrate arguably the best game of all time.
Me: “It’s National Minecraft Day
My Girlfriend:
My Friends: “Great! Let’s get some diamonds!”

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

fortnite bad, minecraft good 

fortnite bad, minecraft good is an expretion one would use when someone makes a joke or more commonly a meme about how fortnite is an inferior game compared to minecraft. Fortnite bad, minecraft good is generally not used in a positive way, as it implies that the person making the joke lacks creativity.
Redditor 1: I am so glad I grew up with this (insert picture of minecraft chest), and not this (insert picture of fortnite chest)

Redditor 2: fortnite bad, minecraft good. Am I right guys? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Philza Minecraft 

God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it

he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.
Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts