Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.

He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.

by tadwollop March 17, 2010

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

drops to the knee

It means that your penis is so long that it drops to your knee.

A: You know, I don't wanna brag but mine drops to the knee.
B: Woah! That's so damn huge. I don't think I can take it.

by PointTH June 17, 2017

bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan

God you got bend a knee

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury

*Misses net*

Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury

Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass

*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018