johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

johnny

who dosnt love johnny? he’s extremely hot, funny, popular and has the most beautiful eyes. he has my heart

Me: have you seen johnny today?

Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends

by yourmom5012 April 17, 2022

Johnny Ratboy

Young boy that is between the ages of 2 and 10 and acts like a cunt

Look at Lucas walking over here, what a Aids riddled Johnny Ratboy

by Syheed Muhammad January 9, 2024

Wrestling Johnny

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt

"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019

Johnny

Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.

“Johnny is so cool”

by Heyguysbesafe January 1, 2023

Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023