Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

pull an ed

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

by D. Scotty July 8, 2017

ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Eds

Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality

Eds is such a dynamic person

by Professor_Resilience December 26, 2021

Ed

Short for: Erectile Dysfunction

"Dude, I bet Nate still won't lose his v-card this year cuz he's got ed."

by EndYasss2k17 September 29, 2017

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023