Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008

butt fucked

The art of using your rifle butt to literally fuck someone up in a war zone scenario....

American Troop: *gun goes click*
Wehrmacht Troop: *gun goes click*
American Troop: It's time to get butt fucked you Kraut Bastard!

*American Troop proceeds to smash Opponents skull in repetitivly with his rifle butt*

by SovietSpaghetti August 28, 2016

Butt Burp

A fart.

All those bean burritos from Taco Bell gave me the butt burps!

by CJVM.95 March 09, 2014

Shy Butt

The inability to take a shit with anyone else in the house.

Terri has shy butt when her husband is home.

by shyhole November 17, 2008

butt fishing

Anal sex, the other intercourse.

I'm into sports but most of all I like going butt fishing.

by seperu1812 May 09, 2008

butt tits

A term to describe a woman's overall good looking combination of Butt + Tits. The woman generally has to have above par stats in both the butt and tits areas.

Damn, she's got some decent butt tits.

by JacksoniteBlog August 01, 2011

butt-towel

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.

Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)

by RoboChick May 09, 2009