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hard literature

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.
"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."
by commonflux November 29, 2012
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Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.
"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"
by 13 Vans December 12, 2012
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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Hard Män

A Swedish man who is very hard. He got so hard from flying futoba, eating yapaleno, and drinking chilli sosu. He can't fly, but he is hard. He is incredibly sexy and has pheromones that send men and women from all over the planet to Sweden for a piece of his hardness.
Hard män eat japaelno, and drink chilli sosu.
by WilbertWonkerberry May 24, 2023
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Hard Demon

A hard demon is a very hard difficulty term in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash.
You often need at least 5 rounds in practice mode to complete it, but it's often better to do runs from for example 50 - 100 so that you can beat it faster.
It feels like an extreme demon on 60Hz but if you're at higher frame rates it will feel like an insane 8*
I beat Forest Temple today on 60Hz, I know it's a Hard Demon but it felt like an EXTEME DEMON!

I have beaten 20 Hard Demons as of today, but it's way too less to call myself a legendary player.
by Daadir May 29, 2023
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Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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Railed hard

A action or expression, that describes a woman and\or man who has been fucked so hard and rough, that there pussy or cock has been destroyed.
Chris; how was last night?
Cassie; amazing I got railed hard.
by YOUR VEGINA February 13, 2023
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