half round 

(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round

"Hillary's campaign with the millennials made her look like such a half round."

half round by bloodymary21 January 8, 2017

half-ass handy 

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

half-ass handy by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

half sandwich by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017

Half Ben 

Basicly a 50 dollar bill. (half of a ben franklin 100)

yo you see this shit? that t shirt costs a half ben. Tf?

Half Ben by De La Ris June 15, 2017

half a crate 

Half a crate is a covering term used for ordering half a kilo of cocaine basically.

Yo i need that half a crate
Yo g how much you gettin that half a crate fo?
Im goin through that half a crate money

half a crate by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017

half sped-re child 

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

half sped-re child by CheddaB225 September 12, 2017

half ryan 

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

half ryan by mambo-p October 3, 2017