Definitions by Ihatemyjob666

half-ass handy 

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

half-ass handy by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017