Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of
bob is an utter
loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small
penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.
I call myself friend of
bob because I once knew this guy named
bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my
definition of it on this site, however...