Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe

I'm Tying My Shoe.

by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016

Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.

How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.

by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018

shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016

shine my shoes

Another way of saying “kiss my ass”

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

rock in my shoe

The opposite of a feather in my cap. Something that is less than ideal; annoying; a hinderance

"Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"

by absurdjunk March 2, 2021