Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.

Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.

by jimsnickery April 21, 2024

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

Lakewood Rangers Football

The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.

Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”

by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025